THE BREAST CHRONICLES

....strange title right?....
lol....
or should i say the 'bobbi' (as my warri and ph peeps will call it) chronicles......

well..... as long as i have been a teenager..... my breast have been a very big part of my life..... weird..but its true.. :)
i have gone from wanting breasts soo bad..to wanting to cut them off......to wanting them back.....lol

so the story begins:

in Js1, Js2, thereabout......i was FLAT-CHESTED.... or as some of my ex-classmates would say... T.D board.... (for all y'all dat didnt go to high school in naija..... ..it means technical drawing board)
having well developed female classmates and friends did not help matters..... i REALLY WANTED BOOBS....I WANTED BOOBS LIKE CRAZY!!
i asked my mum all sorts of questions...."when will they come"..."how will i kno wen they are growing"..... "how can i make dem grow"...the woman got tired of my stupid questions....lol

oh...and i 4got the most humilating part......BOYS yabbed me oh...... there is no flat-chested yab that i wasn't yabbed..... "T.D board, wall, breastless"... infact everything!!
i thot i would never get a bobo oh.... because of breast!!....lol.... kai!! the things that go through the mind of a junior student....lol

i went as far as buying a bra.... a BIG bra.... and saved it for the day that i would grow into that bra.....lol.......

ok..so after my JS2.....we went for long vacation and everything.... and came back..... i was ready to start Js3...i was feeling like bigs girls mehn!!! i was now a senior in junior secondary school....

only for ss3 girls to call me oh as soon as i entered the hostel.... these babes called me to their corner and told me to remove my daywear .....and they started raking (shouting).... "who was touching ur breast during the hols....... who did u sleep with...... how come u have breast now...see small iphy that was flat before oh...i say u must talk if not we'll just punish u here...u'll just get on ya knees naw naw naw..."

omo mehn....see me see case..i didnt even realise that my bobbi had grown oh.....

YES I WENT FROM NOT WEARING BRA..... BEING FLAT CHESTED..... TO BECOMING A C CUP......LOL

i didnt even realise........ and i dont even kno how that happened...like the thing just started growin non-stop.....

see all these boys wey no dey look me before...suddenly they started talking to me...lol ..

mehn one day...SS3 BOYS CALLED ME SEF TO THEIR CLASS....SEE HUMILIATION!!! "oya iphy show this side...we wan ask u something...... tell us which js3 boy dey touch u small small..... u don dey grow oh...abi na our classboys dey touch u...... "... to make matters worse..my cousin was their classmate..they were asking me all these stupid questions in front of him....lol

they even called my ''bobo" (he was in ss1......that time it was cool to date an ss1 or ss2 boy if u are a junior....e mean say u don pass small girl levels...lol) and dey ask the bros whether hin dey touch me...... ha!!!..... lol....kai!! i have suffered sha oh!


then it just went outta control...... i got to a D..... my mum was like "ngwa...this thing should stop growing biko"...lol.... like i was really skinny....and i was not as tall as i am now... so it really looked odd on me.
i wanted to cut it off....like just remove evrything.... i wanted to wear skimpy blouses like my classmates and not have to cover evrything up because of my annoying big boobs.....

and all these stores in naija... they didnt carry bras for big boobs on skinny bodies.... all the big bras were for fat or chubby women..i hardly found slim-women-with-big-boobs bras.....

i was so frustrated!!! like joke like joke...ss2 came....i had outgrown D cups.... yess i was now in DD region....... but i had put on some weight as well so i was no longer a 32....i had become a 34
and i had grown tall...... i had become 5'7 ..so the big overwhelming boobs fit my body better and it didnt look like i was strugglin with my boobs anymore...lol

this was the BOOB-LOVING STAGE!!

when i graduated high school...i was still in love with my boobs...

ok...so now i'm a sophomore in college and i have gone back to the "my boobs are small" stage..... its weird....i still wear the same bra size...am still in the DD region.....

but now i feel like i have completely grown into my boobs and they now look normal... even though they are big...but they look normal on my body because i have grown....

I AM NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT THIS....

I MISS BEING IPHY-BIG-BOOBS.....
NOW I'M JUST IPHY-FULL-BOOBS

its not fair!!!! *wails* *bangs head on wall*

yours truly,
iphy-not-so-big-boobs-anymore

:(

P.S remember that "BIG" bra that i bought in my js1 patiently hoping for the day i'll grow into them?

i already outgrew them in my ss1......lol
who woulda thunk it?

oh yea..dats right..i just did a full blog post on boobs......
got a problem with dat?

:D