Friday, January 8, 2010

Mmmmmm.....

first of all...... let me say

"WOE BETIDE THIS EAST COAST COLD!!!"

OBARA JESUS (BLOOD OF JESUS)!!!!!! WHY IS IT THIS COLD BIKO????
nna mehn...now i understand what some gurls mean when they say they need a bobo for the winter...... kai!!!!!!!! this kind cold no get part 2 mehn......

anyways....Iphy shall survive........ will be going back to TX in a few days...but wait oh ...i heard its surprisingly almost as bad as it is in the east coast in TX? mehn..... and all this rubbish has to happen when I dont have a bobo??? Devil is a liar....

don't worryy.... by next winter i shall have a bobo...well maybe not a bobo but at least person wey go sign contract say in go be my winter-time bobo for natural heat purposes.....

Anyways..... my people...thanks a lot for the comments on my last post with the story...... i promise that as soon as i have time i'll write the continuation..... I have just been nothing but a bum since i came back from naija..... eating...sleeping...watching t,v...... kai!! it was only today that i went out....went to NY for shopping.... :).....

while in NY ...i watched my brother buy an engagement ring for his babe.... kai!!! I started tearing up..... awwww....love is sha a good thing oh.... i even tried on the ring..... :D fantasizing about my own turn in some years time.... :D ...

neways my own be say...make dem do fast marry.... Iphy wants to wear ashebi....and tie gele and chop rice....plus who knos sef...i fit catch bouquet abi wetin dem dey call am.....lol

see as them smooch me finish all in the name of searching in the airport when i was coming back from naija..... mehn!!! I have been violated!!! violated i say!!!!!!!!!!!

in frankfurt airporrt and in DC..... if u see the way they were running their hands thru my body in the name of "finding bomb" ....u go fear......omo i weak mehn!!

neways...ur homegurl embraced it jare....... since i have no winter-time bobo....it is good as they have smooched me small biko...at least i have gotten some body action...even if its from an overweight airport security official.... half loaf of bread better pass none...no be so?? lol

I HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE....... THIS DUDE LOOKS QUITE TAKEAWAY SHA!!! KAI!!!! FINE BOBO LIKE THIS..... but as all my crushes are.......
nothing might happen sef........ yea...dats right...I am slacking like that.... lol..... the bobo might not even kno i have a crush on him sef...sometimes i get weird and stop talking to my crushes.....kinda get bored after a while....complications mehn...i have issues....lol...

but for now we talk sha and are friends....so i'm cool with dat...at least i have a HOT friend....lol

but this na 2010....no be so???? new year....new things!! can i get an AMEN???? *the whole of blogville shouts a big AMEN*

so maybe dude will have a crush on me too....... if not...then .....ndu ga na ga (life continues)

If ur wondering why my title is Mmmmm (which doesn't relate to the post in any way).....its a song i have had on repeat for a while now....titled Mmmm.... by Laura Izibor...beautiful music mehn..... beauriiiifullll!!

so i guess this post is a random post?

yea..ok

17 comments:

Sabirah said...

YAAAAAYY i'm first!!! whoop whoop! eyah... cold is killing us here in California too! chai! this winter is not even easy!! hahaha the boo just came in from texas n u shud have seen him all bundled up! best believe it is cold there too!!

Stay warm darling!! n looking forward to the rest of the story :)

Laura Izibor is the bidnezz mehn!

TayneMent said...

Yes oh, I dey texas and it is fer-reezing!

leggy said...

i just got back from texas,yes, it was freezing there.
im so jealous that you went to naija,im so going this year.
lol@the search...i love your POV,i cant stand it when peeps get mad about it.
happy newyear dear.

CerebrallyBusy said...

eez not fEAr you went to naija!

i will go this time its by force!

you should continue that story ooo
congrats to ur brother!

Mr.Funnyhoneymoney said...

AMEN for you girl lol

Mr.Funnyhoneymoney said...

AMEN for you girl lol

Myne said...

Welcome back dear and I say Amen oo. Shey no do cavity search for all than man handling? Hmmmm..

I recently heard of Izibor and her music is really good. Good luck with your crush and I await part abuo of your story.

Enoch said...

LMFAO@Getting some Barry White love in the airport. My sis, No mind that Mumutallab.

Every1 has got a hoodie on in TX+sprinklers are getin frozen. Not funny meehhhn.

Oyoyo, abi welcome frm 9ja.

shorty said...

Ameen to your prayer. I want to go to 0ja too :(.

Waiting for the next part of the story.

Nice Anon said...

Y'all need to stop complaining jare. Summer TX? Surely it isn't cold at all up there.

Welcome back home o. Happy afo ohuru nne.

Bubbles said...

lol
you are so razz in a funny way!
i loved this post

and yeah the airport searches were ridiculous right?!

iphyigbogurl said...

@Burramint..... mehn my dear this cold is on another P oh!!
thanks luv!!

@Taynement....o wow....i better prepare for this cold before i go back to school

@Leggy....happy new year to you dear. thanks!

@Cerebrally....lol...dont worry u'll go this year by force....
i'll continue the story

@Mr funnyhoneymoney.....lol...AMEN!

@Myne..... thanks Myne!!! lol..dont worry...no cavity check.

@Enoch...nna mehn...no be small barry white loving oh.....
ehn? My Texas?? kai!!!! e don b for us!!! thanks jare!!

@shorty.... Amen oh!! The next part is coming... :)

@Nice..... nwanne...e be like say the cold no be small matter oh...even my friends are telling me i should better prepare when i'm coming back...i guess summer TX is now winter TX.... :(

@Bubbles....lol..thanks gurl!!
and yes those airport searches were sha one kind.....kai!!

Sassy Trends said...

lOL...Winter cold no easy ooo..lmao..pele...very soon summer will cum knocking.

Ms.O said...

Lol I have my cuddle buddy applicastions every year..The cold is not joking! AMEN to your prayer! Hope you had fun in Naija..xx!

Anonymous said...

This winter is no joke... congrats to your brother!

iphyigbogurl said...

@Sassy trends...thanks hun!

@Ms. O. lol...lucky u. i should get with the program. yea i had a good time in naija.

@Suru.... I kno right!! Thanks on his behalf.

F said...

LMAO at "Devil is a liar"... So true! Why did these oyinbo people have to bring their arctic freeze at a boboless time? We shall overcome.