if I fux with ya....

you see ehn.....
If i fux with you.. (not "fux" asper the F word.you dirty minded shildren...) i mean fux asper if I'm cool with you or roll with you etc...

anyways...if i fux with you as a person...do not expect me to try to decode your stupid messages you try to pass across to me..and attempt to alter myself because of you...if you do then indeed you have gone beyond stupidity and entered madness

ESPECIALLY if you do it to my face..

for e.g
"Iphy do you think you're just a lil too vain *stupid patronizing smile on your face* like for real..you can be materialistic"

what the hell do you want me to say?
a.) yea i do....should i stop? anything to make you happy your highness
b) no oh!!! me? vain?? impossible...i just like good things oh
c) *fall down, tears clothes and gnashes teeth* omg!!! you think I'm vain... my life is over..i will proceed to commit suicide now

your brain must be losing connection for you to open your mouth and say that kind of rubbish to me....
first of all....
is it your body, soul and spirit i am using to be vain?? I don't think so
secondly ..in the words of a wise Nigerian musician "is it your money"
thirdly... do you really expect me to actually put my brain to work and answer your question??

These are the kind of times where you want to tell somebody "your father is a standard bastard"

but I'm now a changed and renewed woman

and your father did not do anything to me.....

so I shan't


did u ever doubt the existence of "stupid questions" ?

well.....doubt no more.. as this rant was inspired by the asking of a stupid question...



nonsense and ingredient!!



how to answer a stupid question

...... JUST DON'T