Sunday, August 23, 2009

For the love of blogging, and the hatred for cramping!!!!! :)

......OK so period pain/cramps is a B***h
I sincerely pray that when i get married and have children ..none of my girls will experience this kind of excruciating, intense pain. Today, i just felt like fainting. when i see people that tell me they don't know how it feels , i just want to tell them to go to church and do some sort of thanksgiving..like seriously.
I felt like throwing up today, felt feverish, i just felt like ...i dont even know how to describe it.
i couldnt even stand up....... to worsen the situation..my annoying cousin (8 year old) kept coming into the room... "aunty iphy are u okay, aunty iphy is 2 pm , u r still in bed, aunty iphy, do u wanna facebook ur friends to let them kno about ur problem( like wtf???), aunty iphy come downstairs and watch t.v with me, aunty iphy maybe u should take some pepto bismol (for period cramps??? lol...eziokwu), aunty iphy come have lunch, aunty iphy, come have breakfast, aunty iphy since u too sick to use ur laptop or itouch can I use it" aunty iphy this, aunty iphy that!!! arghhhhhh... i just wanted to find something and throw at him..like i was freaking MAD!!!
yes i have very low tolerance for kids age 6-12..... simply beacuse they are all pests!!!! and the quiet ones are mischevious!!!

like leave me alone this child!!!! this child kept coming every 15 mins!! my aunty told him to leave me alone..the boy no gree!!!
i just pray that when i have kids they just go from 6 years to 13 years...like i dont want to deal with kids ages 6- 12....i'll be forced to strangle them (thats wat my mum thinks...that i hate children that arent below six, maybe i do.....they seriously know how to get on my darn nerves!!)

after a 12 hr torment, by 6pm...i felt better... my whole day was just tormenting...couldnt go to church, and there was a bday party i was supposed to attend too..i couldnt even get up..kai!!!
LORD!! see me popping pills like a freaking retard.
anyway.......thank God i feel better....
but
PERIOD PAIN IS STILL A FREAKING B**CH!!!!!
my mum said its prepping me for labour pains...like wth???
all these people that invent new rubbish everyday..cant they invent something that just permanently eliminates period pains???? ..... so much for geniuses!! tchewww
maybe i should get on the pill. maybe not.
ok...i know this post makes me sound like a mad woman, and very highly irritating at this point..but seriously I am!!!!!! I want my mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok......on the brighter side....
I AM CUTTING MY HAIR....YES!!!! against my Daddy's wish and all the men in my family ..i am cutting it!!
i just pray that wen the time comes...i will have the liver to actually cut it.
i really dont know how low cut hair will look on me.....i hope i wont end up looking like a baboon oh.....if not wigs shall become my new best friend.

reasons for wanting to cut hair:
1. I am going natural and i cant deal with two hair textures (the roots being natural and the tips still permed)
2. I havent done anything new/adventourous in a loooooooong while
3. i want to have dreadlocks for a while...... with natural hair....
4. new beginings..... new hair
5. boredom makes u do stupid spontanoes(ok i dont kno how to spell that word) stuff
6. because i AM NOT trying to copy solange or amber rose....although thats what some container heads might think...tcheww

ok...so this is how my hair looks now..(as in length)


actually that was in Nov. 2008

a more recent pic of how my hair looks


the first pic is how it looks wen it is straightened or fully permed, the second is how it looks wen it hasnt been permed for 4 months.

So.....am no longer anonymous... :( ...... i now have a pic of my face on my blog...lets pray my mumsi or someone i am trying to hide from doesnt stumble across this blog....lol

its not as if the hair is even long sef,.....tcheww....someone that hears me talking about contemplating on cutting my hair will be thinking it is one kind of long hair like this....lol but.this hair has been this length since i was 12....believe it or not......lol

so yea..
blogville ..yay or nay? to cutting my hair?

yours truly...
iphy..
xx

31 comments:

LostGirl said...

yyyyaaaay....im fiirrrsstt
........also...period cramps are a killer mehn...myn arent really severe nd i hate itso i cn imagine wat u go thruu... for yhur hair?? i say NAY

iphyigbogurl said...

lol....y do you say nay though?
will it be ugly? :D

uNWrItten* said...

awww sorry girl...i hate periods too...if i could stop i would...but u know what that one means lol...i like the new look babes..

iphyigbogurl said...

thanks uNWritten! at least i feel a lot better...yay!

ok so should i cut the hair?

Sassy Trends said...

lol... you and this your little little cousin...lmao!

Anyway aw are you feeling now?
Ndo mii dear.
xx

iphyigbogurl said...

thanks sassy!! i feel better...
i cant sleep tho...slept thruout the day..so now i am trying to force myself 2 sleep... :(

David.фаворит Бога номер-один said...

ndo...that's why i keep sayin bein a man is the best...

on the hair, i'll do it for you for free...lol! just supply with kerosene and matches..jk but do what's best

iphyigbogurl said...

gerrout joh with the being a man thing....lol
its not something we can't handle biko...GOD made us fully equipped for it...... :D
just dat sometimes it frustrates the crap out of us sha

see dis boy oh...did i tell u i want to burn my hair?? lol
so like i said... yay or nay to cutting it? una never answer me.

Ms. 'dufa said...

Chei ya. Sorry.To think that they're people that experience no pain during their period, not even discomfort. I get so jealous. You should try using a hot watter bottle or something.
I think you should cut your hair..Even if it doesn't go well, we'll be here to tell u sorry...lol

Roc said...

Never been a fan of women cutting their hair..
So I guess my biased opinion wouldn't count for much..

Rene said...

pele....as for ur hand I'm currently freaking bout cutting so I'll say yes.
ur cuz sounds cute.

iphyigbogurl said...

@Ms. dufa...gurl u know!
but i have this crazy fear of hot water bottles....i get this feeling that it will burst open on me and scald me.....i dont kno where dat came from...lol

@rocnaija...... but in the second pic...am as good as a babe with low cut...since my hair isnt all that long... :( ..so u say no?

@rene.....yay!! so i have 2 yays and one nay.
my cousin ...cute??? if u meet him u'll wanna beat the crap out of this boy!!

David.фаворит Бога номер-один said...

CUT IT!!! SKIN...AS IN GORIMAPA LEVELS...lol

and one thin, quit rantin on ur couz...he's cute and he was only tryin to show that he care

**hisses and shakes his head cuz girl is unappreciative**

iphyigbogurl said...

lol...David......u dey try me oh.....
all these ex-KC boys!! tcheww
(yea i kno ..it sounds like i dislike KC boys? yes i have a bone to pick with KC boys.....)

David.фаворит Бога номер-один said...

this girl abeg no blow my cover now?

HABA...na beg I dey beg you oh...LOL

Ubong Da said...

ahhh and I was looking forward to the time u would yarn us ur sexcapades but with this ya picture now nothing for us. Damn

Neo said...

can actually identify with u now on cramps cos i have mild bouts as i type this. i used to be really bad o, so it gets better. i want to buy the company that makes Felvin so i never run out.

i would gladly trade my 2 yr old nephew for ur cousin o, but we wld have to sign an irrevocable agreement first!

as for ur hair hmnn, i've been down that road o! It's a hard one till u get midwayish!

btw, first timer!

Anonymous said...

awww..your hair is sooo soft!

Anonymous said...

Ok I know my first comment was weird lol..what I mean is I can tell..cos it looks so soft and it's a shame your gonna lose it! but you'll rock with low cut...go on girl!!

and about losing your anonymous blogging status...that is scary..I am soooo not going to anytime soon lol and you had a pic anyway already right? on your profile...gosh I'm a stalker lol...

Good to know your feeling better now..I was scared oh! lol..

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Nice Anon said...

I am not this brave yet. Maybe in my 50's I will cut my hair.

iphyigbogurl said...

@ubong Da....lol
sexcapades? lol... hehe..na u sabi oh

@neo...my dear ehn...no be small...the whole felvin company!! lol...... thats like the only thing dat works for me..even midol and tylenol and advil and co...dont work for me.... in high school i used to take injection shots for period pains..like it was dat bad!!
sorry about ur cramps.....
thanks for stopping by.

@nwanyi....thanks gurl! i feel much better... and yes ..losing my anonymous status is scary..but its all good..i just have to be careful about what i put on this blog....lol
thanks for the encouragement on the hair matter..now i feel almost 90% sure.... :)

@nice anon....50's? am guessing dats a long way to go....lol

Tinu said...

pele my dear
ur cousin is soooo cute!!!LMAO!!!NICE Blog btw~

iphyigbogurl said...

thanks Tinu!!

Blogoratti said...

igurl,you's a brave one i'll tell you that. To cut or not to cut,now that's the question.
Is it just me,or do you have a striking resemblance to Okonjo Iweala in that second pic*

iphyigbogurl said...

@ blogoratti... Ngozi okonjo iweala? Never thought so tho :)

Original Mgbeke said...

Awww pele my sister. Cramps are a real B. I think Labor pains will be like 1,000,000x that...or so I heard. Yay, cut your hair. I wear my hair short, I didn't think twice. You will be surprised, it will be a cute look.

iphyigbogurl said...

thanks mgbeks....labor pain 1,000,00x.....God forbid oh..lol
hmmmm dat one na just fear go enter me mehn....lol
thanks for the encouragement on the hair.
:)

NaijaScorpio said...

Aleve or any of the NSAIDS are good for cramps. Start taking them a couple of days before ur period and u r good to go. (Usually)

histreasure said...

God forbid ke..except u mean in this days of epidural, no need to go thru the old fashioned pain..lol..
by all means, cut it..it'l be so fly u'l feel awesome.

iphyigbogurl said...

thanks sting and histreasure!!
thanks for stopping by as well!!