Wednesday, August 26, 2009

.........JUST BECAUSE..... :)

kai!!! what is as blissfull and just plain great as having 20 buffalo and bbq wings and cinamon sticks at 11pm?........:D
smh at myself....... my eating habits are unhealthy.....
i haven't cooked in weeks....lol.....just been ordering and ordering from pizza hut or dominos...lol
i have to cook by friday or else......
i need to get to the african store.......i am lazzzzyyyyyyy..... all my african food has finished.....egusi, ogbono, palm oil, okro, fish, cow foot, ox tail.....etc
kai!! i am in the mood for some egusi soup right now mehn...if only i had gone to the african store earlier......

for the first time, yesterday i braided someones hair..it turned out to be beautiful.....kinky twists..... but i cant do my own hair... :((

i started classes 2day...... drat!!!..... i dont wanna go to school anymore!!!!!! like i just want to be a freaking trophy wife!! lol....and be feeding fat on my husbands riches....

mehn this kidnapping thing is not beans oh....like 4reals mehn.....everybody is a potential kidnapee now mehn......
i dont want to go back to naija in christmas anymore mehn....i just hope my parents understand and not force us to come back. just thinking of this kidnapping thing alone is messing with my brain mehn......
may all these kidnappers burn in hell!!!!!!!!! rubbish!!!
how can someon just wake up in the morning and decide to make it their source of income.....and with the kind of government we have in naija..they cant even do anything to these kidnappers.....
thats why i like yankee mehn....any stunt u wanna pull...FBI will track ur ass down.....
ordinary naija police force cant even do anythin.....the people are fearing kidnappers like their hitler or something....
i wont blame them sha....when police never chop belleful, u want make dem go dey pursue kidnappers, kidnappers who een have better ammunition than them..kai!!
naija has baje oh...really...... i just think we need some sort of revolution...like a very strong one.......or some sort of war or coup or something....i dont even kno again sef mehn.
people are speculating the possibilty of a war in naija in the next seven years or so...
for some reason i feel the same way too.....the way things are goin and people rising up against each other.....at least if not a war ..some sort of forceful revolution....
but then again....... u can never predict....na wa oh
look at ghana that was on he same level with us at some point......see their educational system.... universities in ghana now are full of nigerian youths...... they seem to be developing in all or most aspects..but naija....hmmm..lai lai

i dont even kno wat some governors are doin.......people like Fashola are trying and all.....doing good for their state and trying to better the situation.....
I am afraid to say the same for my state of origin.......i dont even kno if e have a functioning governor ...lol
hia!!! egwu dikwa oh

anyhow sha... e go better...e go surely better

Please oh, whats up with naija doctors telling u that wearing glasses corrects ur vision after a while? ITS A LIE!!! hia!!! ok..so why do we see people wearing glasses from like childhood to their mid 30s and so on......because after a while u have to depend on it. my optician here in yankee told me that there is no proof whatsoever that it 'correct' ur vision after a while........
now i am sooo dependent on my glasses that i even wear then to watch tv at home!!! yes i wear my glasses around the house...if i had known i wouldnt have started wearing them ..because even though my eye-sight wasn't great before i started wearing them..it was manageable...now am almost blind without them!!!
i have contacts though but.......i dont wear them everyday.....sometimes i'm in soo much of a hurryy that i just forget and grab my glasses...i wont even have time to put on my contacts... :(
I am the only individual in my family that has bad vision!! its not fair!!! :( even my parents...who are quite elderly ...have almost perfect vision...... *smh*

I learnt how to dance coupe decale from my awesome cameroonian friend.......ahhh....i shall rock that out at the next african parrrry i go for.....lol...shuo..u go fear na......
oh and i finally learnt how to stanky leg....lol...like ages after the song don reign pass.....lol

ok ...so i love this song......but i love the video even more.....
enjoy......

musical awesomeness


"Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."


yours truly....
xx

16 comments:

uNWrItten* said...

am i first...i think im first!! yelllz!!
hehe eh yea....na u dey enjoy ooo..cow foot ke?..and i feel u on the kidnapping sturvs that how bad naija is now..its sad really, oh well hopefully the youth will wake up...oh and DO THE STANKY LEG!!! LOL

iphyigbogurl said...

lol....yes u are first!! :)
yes ke....cow foot rocks my world!!! lol

marilyn said...

let me tease u a little.nkwobi,isiewu,cowtail peppersoup......
if u like ur papa........abeg no come naija oooooo PH dey hot

Sassy Trends said...

Lmao!!! if you dare cum PH, oh baby you are on your own ooo biko!
Just sit your fyne arse down where you are else...ehn!!!

Sassy Trends said...

Besides, when you cook on friday, bring my share... I mean african correct meals oo and pls watch this your too much ordering else you are on your own.

How you dey babes...
xx

Anonymous said...

wth??? Piggging much? hahaha lol..trophy wife ke? u go sleep 4 dia!

hahaha...please what do they wana kidnap you for?

Yeah I feel you on the revolution stuff...and I feel like it is bubbling up, slowly BUT SURELY

erhm...at least your eyes have made up their mind...ME, my eyes are confuseeed....repeat confused...D Opti said I needed slight correction...I got glasses, lost it...been living the life a normal human and there are days when I can't shit...and others when an eagle ain't nothing on me...



Coupe decale? forgive my ineptitude buh wharrahellizat? I reject the spirit of that mind numbing dance called stanky leg...TUFFIIIAAA!!

Anonymous said...

i want to go back...send me your ticket.

Anonymous said...

lol...just listened to d song..its a very oldd song though,heard it a long time ago.

BSNC said...

lol chop the food small small o

i feel you on this kidnapping thing. my uncle told my cousin to not come to naija again. the guy dey fear make dem no kidnap im son. This one pass yahoo sef..


how now..

David.фаворит Бога номер-один said...

HAHAHA...ole, elenu nla...trophy wife **hisses and shakes head**

u go grow puma bia bia...lol!

I thought i told to quit or slow down on the ordering ish?

later na u go dey complain say **keeps quiet for the fear of being hit by a trackin misile**

as for the kidnappin thingy, only God will help us but the government has to start first...

DON'T BE A LAZY ???? READ YOUR BOOKS AND COOK REAL FOOD...lol!

Nice Anon said...

Coupe is the best music to groove to. I love it a LOT!

iphyigbogurl said...

@marilyn..... kai!! u no dey try oh...see as ur even making me more hungry.....tcheww..lol
u be ph babe?

@sassytrends... gurl mehn e be like say i go just siddon here mehn.....i dey fear dat ph. i dey my dear.... thanks for asking.. :)

@chari...i cant believ u dont know coupe decale..kai!!! i cant believe it....well its this cameroonian dance ..its kinda like awilo... here's a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo4bOiHCihQ

@ leggy....i havent bought my ticket yet....thats the good part..so i've got nothin to lose...lol
yea i heard the song back in naija....i just stumbled upon it on my ipod shuffle the other day, and remembered how wonderful it is.. :)

@BNSC..i dey my dear....yes oh..this kidnapping na new bizznes...shuo.... hmmm

@David....i really have no words for u...ODE!! *with H factor*
lol @ **keeps quiet for the fear of being hit by a trackin misile**
this boy ..u shall not be the death of me...lol

@nice nwannem.....i feel u mehn!

Anonymous said...

Those foods can cause problems my skinny ass has high cholesterol from eating all that food. I feel you on the naija situation eventually somethings gonna happen. war. coup. whatever. Glasses def make your vision worse. Thankfully I have 20/20 vision lol let me not rub that in your face

Myne said...

The kidnapping is bad oo, and it is indiscriminate, they just kidnap anyhow. Hope you have finally chopped naija food.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

kidnapping has definitely gotten out of hand. Its weird the people in my life, that have been kidnapped. And no, they aren't super rich people either. Someone kidnapped my friends grandmom, sef. na wa oh

The really rich wey don chop Naija money finish, nobody ever touches them.

Nice blog, darling. Will be back.

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