RESOLUTIONS?? why not?... :D

first things first.....

HAPPY NEW YEAR BLOGVILLE!!! KISSES FROM IPHY TO ALL U SEXY INDIVIDUALS... :)

second things second (lol)

i never did learn to insert that tampon from my last post..... :(..... lol
maybe on my next period i'll try...... i doubt if it disvirgins people like sugabelly said...and even if it does..... being a virgin is a state of mind..... if hymen breakk..... make hin break..... technically if it didnt break from sexual intercourse....ur still a virgin......
neways kini big deal.... :)

eh heh ...my people...mehn ....i'm so happy that Baba God allowed me to be on the list of favored and higly blessed individuals in 2009...i pray it remains so in 2010.. AMEN!!!! n'afa Jesu christi!!!!

i dey naija now sef....... leaving back to yankee in a couple of days.... mehn...i'll miss the parents sha...and other random peeps...funny enough..i didnt really call up friends or tell people wen i got to naija...i dont even kno where my phone is... i dont even kno my number....lol.....mumsi just gave me phone and sim card for naija......and i tossed it somewhere.....and i have been in naija for 2 weeks and some days...hmmmm...

but eating suya and isiewu has done me good mehn!!!! kai!!!........that suya hit the spot!!!! :)

anyways....... i want to talk about 2009 but if i start ehn...tori go looooooonnnnnnggg..... so i'll just say .... it hasnt been the best year....but it has been a blessed yr and i have made a couple of mistakes that i am happy about....because 2010 is a year where i wouldn't make those mistakes again. I thank God for my family, my brothers.....my friends (although i lost contact with some of them seeing as i am not exactly the type to keep in touch..don't worry i am working on that)...my school..... new friends i made.... my body (gained summer weight and successfully lost it after i realised that at the rate i was goin i might have had to change my entire wardrobe)..... for blogging...because as weird as it might sound.... blogging made me realize some things i didn't know about my own self....... and although i havent really met any blogger face-to face or talked to anyone on the phone or webcam or stuff like that... i feel like i kno y'all.... and i have a face and physical description for each and everyone of y'all... i dont kno how i came up with the descriptions..maybe based on ur posts..... for instance,in my head.... NICE ANON.... is kinda light skinned..like maybe caramel... she has short hair..i'm thinking lowcut..i might be wrong..... she has chubby cheeks like a baby....lol....and she throw her head back when she laffs... ok so i dont kno how i came up with that either...lol

so yea.... i have a description for all of you in my head..... :)

new year resolutions?

i dont really have any..maybe because the one time i tried to keep them...i failed.....

but there are a few things i would like to achieve in 2010...i'll add more to the list as time goes on...but here are some:

1. spend more money on useful things such as real food and nice stuff and not spent 60 dollars a week or so on tiffs treats cookie delivery ... :)

2. call people more often.... even when they hardly call...unless they sound like i'm buggin them

3. change my major to PR.

4. get an internship by fall '10 or maybe summer (combined with summer classes..as i would need to take classes to make up for the hours lost as a result of changing my major...12 hrs or so would be lost...dammit!!!!)

5. realize that not evryone thinks like iphy....so do not impose iphy-type thots on them

6. learn how to use a freaking tampon..how hard can that ish be

7. join a choir again.... its been a year and half since i was in one..... i miss it.

8. write songs more

9.weed my FB friends list

10. learn how to make non-naija dishes.... man shall not live by ogbono soup, jollof rice, plantain, pounded yam etc alone....... what if the future significant other like chicken tikkamasala or whatever its called...or chicken cordon bleu (shey thats a meal? no?) what would i do ?

11. go to church more often..get more serious with God.

12. learn to be not-nice sometimes..it helps too.

13. smile more......

14. finally go to disney world abi disney land in march....yes i still like mickey mouse and the rest of their crew.. :)

15. appreciate art more....

16. write that screenplay for the fantasy nollywood movie i want to direct or be in..lol....or maybe i'll just turn it into a mini novel..... :)

17. speak igbo more.....as some people dont believe iphy can speak igbo..because according to them "i look like a true ajebota"...them never jam the razz part of me....

18. finally confront one of those racist frat boys that live opposite my apartment that called me and my friend "niggers" one day..... maybe not a face to face confrontation..liver never reach na...but i might just park in one of their parking spots and stand around and wait for them to ask me to move my car..and if they are rude in anyway i'll "accidentally" spray them with my pepper spray... and say i thot they were trying to attack me.. :) ( thats what u get for calling me nigger....nonsense)

19. see the doctor...dentist...etc..regularly... finally get those braces for my molar..... drink more water..excercise.....

20. get a 4.0 this coming semester..i have only had 1 4.o since i came to this school..during the summer..... I AM GOING A GET A 4.0 THIS SEMSTER...ngwa shout amen.....lol

21. get involved wwith more student organisations apart from ASA.....

22. travel to somewhere new......

23. stop slouching when i sit by the computer table or any desk...sit up right..even if it means pushing my boobs out...lol

24. separate friends from acquaintances....

25. try something else on the menu apart from my usuual order (i have a weird habit of always ordering the same thing from a resturant.... ... all the places i go eat at..i order the same thing form the menu that i ordered the first day at the resturant)....

25. embrace variety..be spontaneous....try new things....dance more... even if its dancing naked in front of my mirror like i do regularly...

ok....so i have run out of resolutions..... :)

let me try and keep these ones first before i start making new ones...lol


once again......happy new year folks!!!!!

chocolate thots!!
iphy!!
xx