Wait wait wait......... who get liver??

Uhm...
ignore my title...lol
that was the first thing that came to my head when i opened this page..hehe

eh heh my pipu ...how una dey???
mehn..its been a while since i put up a real random post oh...
and y'all kno a sista can be random as hell......hehe

first of all...Thank God for Ex-schoolnerd's life mehn...sometimes we never know what can happen in a split second but God always takes control...

that reminds me of one day mehn...i was jejely on my own oh..minding my business like I should...
I had gone to Walmart because I needed to buy some groceries plus my car headlights were acting up so I stopped at walmart auto center for them to replace the bulb and just generally check my car and what not. After I had finished, I started driving out of the parking lot and got on a road that leads out of walmart complex to the main road .....
Ok now....as I was leaving, keeping my eyes on the road like I should, being in my own lane and side of the road, I was turning into the gas station to fill up my tank before getting on the road proper...

I DONT KNOW THE KIND OF OGOGORO THAT GIRL DRANK THAT MORNING......

All of a sudden oh...this girl was driving into that same road..ON MY SIDE OF THE ROAD........

DOES SHE THINK SHE IS IN ENGLAND????????

THIS IS HOW I ALMOST HAD A HEAD ON COLLISION WITH A BIG TUNDRA TRUCK THAT THIS GIRL WAS DRIVING OH!!!

her side of the road was freee...i dont know if na loss of steering control oh.....or whether she was under the influence of anything BUT this girl almost ran into me proper.....AND SHE WAS SPEEDING!!! how can you be speeding on a road that leads you out of walmart???????????
are you on the highway?????

The annoying part was that this girl did not even show any concern or anything...I just quickly slammed on my brakes and she stopped and just swerved to her side of the road, gave me this "look" and continued going....

OK.......ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS THAT WHEN I AM ANGRY..I CAN GET CRAZY AND IT WILL NOT BE A PRETTY SIGHT!!!! IF YOU LIKE BE GEORGE BUSH OR OPRAH...I'LL SET UR ASS STRAIGHT!!!!

I was about to make a u-turn and follow this girl to the parking lot, park beside her and wait for her to come down and talk some sense into her head!!! As in I was seriously contemplating following this girl and giving her a piece of my mind!!!!
but i remembered
1. I cannot control my self and my tongue in times of anger
2. the babe might fear and call po-po on me and say "this african girl" was threatening her
3.some security car just kept patrolling walmart parking lot and they might think some ish is about to pop off if i go and start raking for the girl...

mehn dat day ehn..... my blood was boiling!!!! as in.....sometimes when i am angry i surprise my own self... i just started screaming in my car to myself once i was at the gas station...as in screaming oall the screaming and raking i would have given that girl dat day!!!

kai!!! even just writing this post now is making me want to punch somebody...

All these people that will be driving anyhow they better take their time oh...this is recession abi??
bia..if anyone should hit me (God forbid) and nothing happens to me..just car body damage, after they pay for insurance and all that, me i'll add my own ontop oh!!! I'll claim shock, concussion, headache, leg ache, hearing loss, broken jaw ..everything!!! by the time they compensate me finish ...next time they see car they'll run!!!

ndi ala ju obodo oyibo for real mehn!!! mad people just full this place..imagine oh... chukwu ekwere ife ojo biko!!


Kai!! I'm almost done with finals..just one last one tomorrow morning which i don't really have to take because I already have an A in the class and the final is optional... :D
ok actually its an A- (90) i have..lol...
this my school sef sha.... This their new +/- system dikwa very very risky oh!!!
This is something I woulda just been done with by now....
but now I have to take this final because I'm trying to make a proper A (95 and up)

I went to speak to the professor about bumping my A- to an A...lol... the woman gave me one serious ela like this ehn....kai!!

she's like "just take the final, you're already so close to an A"
:(

but she was nice enough to tell us that the final is just the first three exam questions joined together....
as in the same questions just different wording...
nice woman sha

mehn time flies oh.... ogini??
mid-May already????
abeg it should slow down small oh...during the summer it should better not fly like this.....

My birthday is next month!! woohoo!!!!!!
and my darling sister from anoda mother is giving the best gift by coming to see me!!! yes!!
mehn.... This summer ehn...I am going to be adventurous..ok...so I want to go skydiving....who has done it before? is it fun? well i guess it is...but is it like scary fun or just fun?
what are the chances of my parachute not opening up?? lol

biko....I need to know oh..no be like dat man pikin go fall break bones oh...


Anyways....let me get back to reviewing stuff for my final tomorrow so I can BEAST IT PROPER!!!!

Iphy is dreading:
- sitting down for like 8 hrs next week braiding my hair..the last time i sat down for 8 hrs to braid my hair was last year july, and i couldn't feel my butt for 3 days

- the 3 hrs drive to Houston on Monday.... last time i drove for 3hrs nonstop, i couldn't feel my butt for about 2 hrs.... :(
yeah yeah i know..people are driving 6 hrs and i'm complaining about 3.... DON'T JUDGE ME!! *hides face*

-Cleaning this apartment and finding things I need to take to salvation army is WORK mehn!! I need a maid!!! or a mugu...lol (anyone will do)


#okthanksbye
(I am learning twitter language small small oh)

e go be,
Iphy.